http://the-amateur-professional.com Do I say something witty or clever here? Is that how this thing goes? Tue, 21 May 2013 11:10:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://0.gravatar.com/blavatar/e6574d9e2d2d0008ac024cb77b99ba06?s=96&d=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.wp.com%2Fi%2Fbuttonw-com.png http://the-amateur-professional.com http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/05/21/because-its-five-oclock-somewhere/ http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/05/21/because-its-five-oclock-somewhere/#comments Tue, 21 May 2013 11:00:25 +0000 David DeMar http://the-amateur-professional.com/?p=3434 ]]> http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/05/21/because-its-five-oclock-somewhere/feed/ 1 daviddemar 1369106394309 http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/05/20/how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-the-bowel-movement/ http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/05/20/how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-the-bowel-movement/#comments Mon, 20 May 2013 11:00:07 +0000 David DeMar http://the-amateur-professional.com/?p=3430 ]]> http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/05/20/how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-the-bowel-movement/feed/ 10 daviddemar keep-calm-meconium-happens http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/04/29/no-plan-ever-survives-contact-with-the-enemy/ http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/04/29/no-plan-ever-survives-contact-with-the-enemy/#comments Mon, 29 Apr 2013 11:00:28 +0000 David DeMar http://the-amateur-professional.com/?p=3418 ]]> http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/04/29/no-plan-ever-survives-contact-with-the-enemy/feed/ 7 daviddemar CAM00200.jpg http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/04/26/curtain-call/ http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/04/26/curtain-call/#comments Fri, 26 Apr 2013 11:00:25 +0000 David DeMar http://the-amateur-professional.com/?p=3412 ]]> http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/04/26/curtain-call/feed/ 0 daviddemar LARPing: Fat bearded guys with shields and plumbing equipment. http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/04/25/die-reichswagen-uber-alles/ http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/04/25/die-reichswagen-uber-alles/#comments Thu, 25 Apr 2013 11:00:32 +0000 David DeMar http://the-amateur-professional.com/?p=3408 ]]> http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/04/25/die-reichswagen-uber-alles/feed/ 4 daviddemar Die Reichswagen! http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/04/24/it-cant-be-any-worse-than-superman-returns/ http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/04/24/it-cant-be-any-worse-than-superman-returns/#comments Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:00:52 +0000 David DeMar http://the-amateur-professional.com/?p=3404 ]]> http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/04/24/it-cant-be-any-worse-than-superman-returns/feed/ 4 daviddemar Super, thanks for asking. http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/04/23/putting-things-into-perspective/ http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/04/23/putting-things-into-perspective/#comments Tue, 23 Apr 2013 11:00:23 +0000 David DeMar http://the-amateur-professional.com/?p=3400 ]]> http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/04/23/putting-things-into-perspective/feed/ 0 daviddemar Party on. http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/04/22/it-goes-with-everything/ http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/04/22/it-goes-with-everything/#comments Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:00:10 +0000 David DeMar http://the-amateur-professional.com/?p=3396 ]]> http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/04/22/it-goes-with-everything/feed/ 7 daviddemar http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/04/19/the-cruellest-month/ http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/04/19/the-cruellest-month/#comments Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:00:56 +0000 David DeMar http://the-amateur-professional.com/?p=3392 ]]> http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/04/19/the-cruellest-month/feed/ 0 daviddemar I deserve this. http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/04/18/the-light-at-the-end-of-the-birth-canal/ http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/04/18/the-light-at-the-end-of-the-birth-canal/#comments Thu, 18 Apr 2013 11:00:08 +0000 David DeMar http://the-amateur-professional.com/?p=3389 ]]> http://the-amateur-professional.com/2013/04/18/the-light-at-the-end-of-the-birth-canal/feed/ 16 daviddemar Thank god I have a penis.