It's never too late to spread some Santorum, Rick.
So it looks like it’s official: Mitt Romney is going to be the Republican presidential candidate for the elections this November, especially after Santorum spread the announcement about how he’s slipping right out of the race. Now, with the Magical Underpants-wearing Romney being offered little to no resistance from “Captain Happy” Newt Gingrich and “Why Won’t Anyone Freaking Listen To Me” Ron Paul, the brainchild behind Obamacare is devouring delegates left and right like some sort of coked-up Hungry Hungry Hippo.
